Life Story: Growing Up
Welcome to my blog. Please grab a cup of tea on your way in and make yourself at home. Sorry that it's all in a bit of a kerfuffle, I've been to busy crying over fictional characters to get around to fixing it.
i actually love meme culture because it throws advertisers for such a loop they try so desperately appeal to the youth but the youth moves on to something like 2 weeks later and remembers the other thing as an embarrassing part of their past
you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it. The Thing

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.
I don’t care what you believe in, this is a great man.
HE DEMOTED A FRIGGIN CARDINAL FOR HIS ANTI-GAY COMMENTS. HE ROCKS.
I WANT TO SEE HIM IN LEATHERS ON A MOTORCYCLE WITH A CO-BISHOP OR WHATEVER IN A SIDE CAR
I love how he sneaks out to feed to homeless. Here in the US, our government is making sure we don’t help out our homeless.
i was having an argument with my mom on im over what color the sherlock wallpaper is and i was like mom it’s offwhite/yellow i’ve drawn it a million times trust me and she was like but it looks green and i was like no it’s the lighting and i went to look up a reference and
I NEVER REALIZED IT’S FUCKING STRIPED
my whole world view is in question now
My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject
Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this
youre both wrong math is YELLOW
The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)
Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.
So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?
My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.
Letters were posted. All was well.
Until this happened…
What the-?
This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
thats-pretty-extreme-commander:
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS
I TOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE CUTE AND CHEEKY BUT GUESS WHATIT ISN’T
AND NOW I’M SAD
This is not okayNO THIS WAS CUTE WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME
I knew what this was going to be…
And as I read , my phone was playing ,Song for Jolee by Kamelot……

i’m sorry. i only needed you so i could find my hogwarts house. i did. that was all. that was it. i apologize. please, leave me be














